Day 31
Careful what you wish for.
Well looks like Mother Nature is going to take a dump on us here in North Central Illinois. Latest forecast at 3:00pm Central time is:
THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN CHICAGO HAS ISSUED A BLIZZARD WARNING... WHICH IS IN EFFECT FROM 3 PM CST TUESDAY TO 3 PM CST WEDNESDAY. THE BLIZZARD WARNING REPLACES THE BLIZZARD WATCH. (Great)
SNOW ACCUMULATIONS IN EXCESS OF A FOOT ARE EXPECTED OVER MUCH OF THE WATCH AREA FROM TUESDAY AFTERNOON THROUGH WEDNESDAY AFTERNOON. LOCALIZED TOTALS IN EXCESS OF 18 INCHES ARE POSSIBLE (Are you kidding me?)
WHITE-OUT CONDITIONS ARE EXPECTED AT TIMES TUESDAY NIGHT (Hey now, I work nights) AS VERY HEAVY SNOW AND STRONG WINDS RESULT IN BLIZZARD CONDITIONS. SNOWFALL RATES OF AT LEAST 2 TO 3 INCHES PER HOUR ARE POSSIBLE... ESPECIALLY WITH ANY THUNDERSTORMS (Wait, thunderstorms? is this winter or spring?)
SNOW IS EXPECTED TO FALL SO HEAVILY AT TIMES TUESDAY NIGHT THAT PLOWS MAY BE UNABLE TO KEEP UP WITH THE SNOW (What a bunch of wimps. Come on, we need some real men to drive those plows)