Post Your Artful Potato (or other vegetable) Challenge

[Moab Man]

Here is my entry in the Great Potato Challenge.

This boudoir potato photo represents the female form with all the curves being ever so lightly kissed by the play of the light. The delicate lighting creates an animalistic wanton desire by those that want to see more, but in a sexy manner, I've used the darkness combined with the light to entice the senses flirtatiously... yes no yes no YES NO DON'T STOP DON'T STOP.

Or... it's a freaking potato for God's sake stuck on the end of a metal rod and placed in a closet with a single diffused flash lighting it. However, if you are so stinking rich that you have too much money laying around and need to spend it somewhere then I ask you to refer to the above explanation as the one I just gave may be a result of my drinking.

 

[Blacktop]

Here is my entry in the Great Potato Challenge.

This boudoir potato photo represents the female form with with all the curves being ever so lightly kissed by the play of the light. The delicate lighting creates an animalistic wanton desire by those that want to see more, but in a sexy manner, I've used the darkness combined with the light to entice the senses flirtatiously... yes no yes no YES NO DON'T STOP DON'T STOP.

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Or... it's a freaking potato for God's sake stuck on the end of a metal rod and placed in a closet with a single diffused flash lighting it. However, if you are so stinking rich that you have too much money laying around and need to spend it somewhere then I ask you to refer to the above explanation as the one I just gave may be a result of my drinking.

Could be an asteroid heading for Idaho.

 

[Moab Man]

Could be an asteroid heading for Idaho.

Ok, you got me. It's not even my photograph, I stole it from NASA. This is an image from lander NEAR Shoemaker took of the asteroid as it approached for a landing.

 

[Blacktop]

Ok, you got me. It's not even my photograph, I stole it from NASA. This is an image lander NEAR Shoemaker took of the asteroid as it approached for a landing.

Don't mean to be a smartass, but if that thing is heading for Idaho, you need to get out of Utah, now! Lakeland FL is nice around Feb 10th and the 11th.(just sayin')

 

[Moab Man]

Don't mean to be a smartass, but if that thing is heading for Idaho, you need to get out of Utah, now! Lakeland FL is nice around Feb 10th and the 11th.(just sayin')

You have no idea how bad it is here. Between the falling potato asteroid heading for Idaho and the super volcano in Yellowstone I'm not sure I'll see morning.

 

[Blacktop]

You have no idea how bad it is here. Between the falling potato asteroid heading for Idaho and the super volcano in Yellowstone I'm not sure I'll see morning.

Good news for you, if Yellowstone erupts we're all toast.

 

[Moab Man]

Good news for you, if Yellowstone erupts we're all toast.

Great news for me. I'm in 200% likely you're instantly dead zone since they discovered it was alot bigger than they thought. You on the other hand will get to suffer for quite some time.

 

[hark]

I was beside him today he farted

And they refer to that thing as the eye of a potato. Uh-huh. Now we know it isn't.

 

[Felisek]

It is not a potato, it is an old picture and I presented it here before, but there you are:

 

[RON_RIP]

It is not a potato, it is an old picture and I presented it here before, but there you are:

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Looks like a fruit to me. Next someone will try a sneak a tomato in.

 

[Dawg Pics]

Here is my entry in the Great Potato Challenge.

This boudoir potato photo represents the female form with all the curves being ever so lightly kissed by the play of the light. The delicate lighting creates an animalistic wanton desire by those that want to see more, but in a sexy manner, I've used the darkness combined with the light to entice the senses flirtatiously... yes no yes no YES NO DON'T STOP DON'T STOP.

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Or... it's a freaking potato for God's sake stuck on the end of a metal rod and placed in a closet with a single diffused flash lighting it. However, if you are so stinking rich that you have too much money laying around and need to spend it somewhere then I ask you to refer to the above explanation as the one I just gave may be a result of my drinking.

This looks pretty close to the million dollar spud. Now go find a drunken business man.

 

[Dawg Pics]

Could be an asteroid heading for Idaho.

That made me laugh and possibly spit on my computer screen.

 

[Don Kuykendall_RIP]

Thumbing your nose at Fauvism (tres chic, non?) as you have here I, as the viewer, felt invited to join in an organic adventure of monotheistic chivalry. I love the dramatic execution and the subtle, yet distinctively adolescent, overtones of post-war era consumption that permeate the image from corner to corner. *swirls brandy* You've further wowed me with your restrained use of smooth, perceptual gradations which you have balanced, almost perfectly, with a sort effervescent tonality; a veritable digitized bioluminescence as it were; reflecting back at us an incoherent, yet deeply terrestrial, manifesto of anachronistic Machiavellian altruism.

*swirls brandy*

 

[Blacktop]

It is not a potato, it is an old picture and I presented it here before, but there you are:

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I remember that shot. I believe that you won a weekly challenge with it.

 

[Blacktop]

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Was he speaking in tongues or in Canadian? :indecisiveness:

 

[Don Kuykendall_RIP]

Was he speaking in tongues or in Canadian? :indecisiveness:

Or possibly trout

 

[Dawg Pics]

Q: How many abstract expressionists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Fish

 

[Moab Man]

This onion represents the layers and tears of life that we all go through and shed.

Now who has my million for my insight into the picture of an onion?

 

[Dawg Pics]

That is an older and wiser onion, but its skin is no thicker.

 

[RON_RIP]

This onion represents the layers and tears of life that we all go through and shed.

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Now who has my million for my insight into the picture of an onion?

I'm sorry George but I would not give you a plug nickel for your insight, but I like the photo a lot and when the lottery gods smile on me I shall buy it.


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