Dear UPS,
Why oh why is it that no matter what I have shipped to my house, FedEx has it here by 10:30am but the brown truck doesn't get here till after 2pm? Why is it that the FedEx guy always smiles and calls me by name? When all I get from you is a "Here you go." if you even make it here before I go to work.
How could you be so heartless dear UPS. As I sit looking out my living room window. Not daring to hope so that you can't crush them. Oh wait...was that the doorbell?!
No....no it wasn't.....
Why oh why is it that no matter what I have shipped to my house, FedEx has it here by 10:30am but the brown truck doesn't get here till after 2pm? Why is it that the FedEx guy always smiles and calls me by name? When all I get from you is a "Here you go." if you even make it here before I go to work.
How could you be so heartless dear UPS. As I sit looking out my living room window. Not daring to hope so that you can't crush them. Oh wait...was that the doorbell?!
No....no it wasn't.....