There are too many things to quote, both nonsensical and otherwise, so pardon me if I restate the obvious.
First, class action suits do little for the impacted and simply make money for lawyers. To think that this is because a lawyer got a dusty D600 is ridiculous, for if they did it would have been replaced, repaired or otherwise dealt with promptly as they personally attempted to bury Nikon customer service in threats of legal recourse. This is a law school student intern/clerk doing their job, pointing to a possible CA case for the firm and they are now fishing for clients. If anything ever comes of this, it will mean that we, the plaintiffs, may get enough money for a cleaning, while the law firm makes a bundle.
To think it's cheaper for Nikon to defend itself against a CA suit rather than deal with the problem is ridiculous. Yes, they have lawyers on retainer. But they've also been dealing quite effectively with customer complaints. I've heard of 3 people being offered and taking D610's as replacements, and others, like me, have had successful repairs. Pain in the butt for the consumer? Sure. Lawsuit worthy? Hell no. Were I ever told to pound sand, then perhaps. But dealing with any defective product is a pain for all involved, and while I lost 5-6 weeks of shooting with the camera I suffered no lasting emotional or financial loss over the experience, and I suspect very few D600 owners did either.
Finally, some people aren't happy unless they get their pound of flesh (see above). So be it. "Screw 'em, I tells ya!! I hope they rot for what they did!!" Pulllleeeeeeze. Yeah, it sucks. Man up and deal with it yourself. It's really no that hard. It's just that lawyers make it so easy to sit on your ass and do nothing and hope for something in return. It's epidemic in modern society, and in the US in particular, and it's symptomatic of a far more heinous problem - that we don't give a rat's ass about what this means to anyone else as long as we get something out of it.
So go ahead, plug your name in if you want. Me personally, if and when I ever sign a contract with a lawyer to represent me it's going to be for something that has real meaning and purpose. This? They already have enough. And I don't feel like waiting 5-10 years for my free cleaning coupon.