Thundering-Eejit
Senior Member
This serial offender has recently broadened her range of crimes. At first, mysterious puddles were found in the kitchen, but these soon stopped to be replaced by little fragrant packages. Such a blatant criminal activity has now been surpassed by the Sock Stealth theft. Socks & tights, and in one case underpants have been carried off to God knows where for who knows what nefarious activity. Recently recovered evidence points to garments receiving a severe chewing, rendering them unwearable........
If you see this master criminal at work, all I can suggest is for you to tickle her behind the ear....... that is usually enough to distract her attention.
She goes by the terrifying name of .......... Honey.
Thundering-Eejit.
If you see this master criminal at work, all I can suggest is for you to tickle her behind the ear....... that is usually enough to distract her attention.
She goes by the terrifying name of .......... Honey.
Thundering-Eejit.