Dumb Jokes Posted Here.... if you dare.

nikonpup

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  • How can you tell spring flowers are friendly? They always have new buds.
  • Can February March? No, but April May!
  • How do you smooch in spring? With tu-lips!
  • Spring is here! I got so excited I wet my plants.
  • How do you make a waterbed bouncier? Add spring water.
  • How can you tell it's a dogwood tree? By the bark.
  • My beautiful bouquet of blooms died, but then they came back to life. It must have been reincarnation.
  • Why is spring a great time to start a gardening business? Because it's the season when you can really rake in the cash.
 

nikonpup

Senior Member
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