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Dumb Jokes Posted Here.... if you dare.
- What month of the year is the shortest? May—it only has three letters.
- Why did the bird wear a mask to the bank? It was a rob-in.
- What kind of garden does a baker have? A "flour" garden.
- What do gardeners wear on their legs? Garden hose.
- When is it impossible to plant spring flowers? When you haven't botany.
- How do brand-new spring flowers greet each other? "Hey, bud!"
- Should I plant flowers in April? May as well!
- What do you call a flower that glows in the dark? A lightbulb.
- How can you tell spring flowers are friendly? They always have new buds.
- What did the mop say to the vacuum? "You clean up nice."
- Do you know which chore sucks the most? Vacuuming.
- I worked on unclogging the tub for nearly an hour. Now I feel so drained.
- When's the best time to give your Slinky a good scrub? During spring cleaning.
- Did you hear about that brand-new broom that just came out? It's sweeping the nation.
- What did the broom say to the mop? "I 'm so tired of people pushing us around."
- What do you call a well-dressed lion? A dandy lion!
- Why are frogs so happy? They eat whatever bugs them.
- What did the tree say to spring? What a re-leaf.
- Why couldn't the sunflower ride its bike? It lost its petals.
- When do monkeys fall from the sky? During Ape-ril showers!
- Why did the worm cross the ruler? To become an inchworm.
- Why did the bee's hair smell sweet? Because it used a honeycomb.
- What can you find in the middle of April and March, but not at the beginning or end of either? The letter R!
- What is a flower's favorite kind of pickle? A daffo-dill.
- Where do cows go for spring break? Moo Jersey.
- What dessert is the most popular during spring break? A beach pie.
- What does an elephant use to pack for spring break? A trunk.
- What do you say to friends when you meet them on the beach for spring break? "Long time, no sea!"
- What do you call a bowl of cereal in the month of April? Spring break-fast!
- What is an egg's favorite spring break destination? New Yolk City.
- Why do basketball players stay put during spring break? They fear they may get called out for traveling.
- What did the chipper spring breaker say to his beach buddies? Seas the day!