Dumb Jokes Posted Here.... if you dare.

[mikew_RIP]

 

[mikew_RIP]

 

[nikonpup]

​got the name and face of the a..hole who designed this nightmare.

 

[nikonpup]

 

[nikonpup]

 

[nikonpup]

 

[mikew_RIP]

My wife asked me to have sex with her on the bonnet of her Honda Civic....
I refused...if I'm going to have sex, it's going to be on my own accord.

 

[NestorStura]

 

[Dangerspouse]

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Haha! I took this pic a little while back at my Mother-In-Law's place, and captioned it "Married Birds":

 

[mikew_RIP]

 

[mikew_RIP]

 

[mikew_RIP]

 

[mikew_RIP]

 

[mikew_RIP]

 

[mikew_RIP]

 

[mikew_RIP]

 

[nikonpup]

 

[nikonpup]

 

[nikonpup]

 

[Dangerspouse]

I was having a drink at the pub last night when the bartender suddenly yelled out, "Does anyone here know CPR??"

"Sure, I do" I said. "In fact, I know all the letters!"

Everyone laughed, and laughed. Well, except one guy.