Dumb Jokes Posted Here.... if you dare.
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Don Kuykendall_RIP
RIP :(
I returned from my normal round of golf late last Sunday and my wife asked me why I had been so long. “All was fine” I said, “until at the 11th hole, George had a cardiac arrest and died on the spot.”
“That’s terrible” my wife said.
“No kidding. For the rest of the round it was a case of hit a shot, drag George, hit a shot, drag George!”
“That’s terrible” my wife said.
“No kidding. For the rest of the round it was a case of hit a shot, drag George, hit a shot, drag George!”
nikonpup
Senior Member
A building contractor Vincent was talking with Marry about her apartment. In the first room Marry said she would like a cream color. Vincent wrote ‘cream’ to his notebook and went to the window, opened it, and yelled out “The green side up!”In the second room Marry told to Vincent she would like it painted in a soft blue.He wrote ‘soft blue’ on his notebook walked to the window, opened it, and yelled “The green side up!”Marry was somewhat curious but she said nothing. In the third room Marry said she would like it painted a warm pink color.Vincent wrote this down, walked to the window, opened it and yelled again “The green side up!”Marry then asked him, “Why do you keep yelling ‘The green side up’?”“I’m sorry,”Vincent replied.“But I have a crew of blondes laying sod across the street.
