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nikonpup

Senior Member
smart people joke?
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[h=2]Heard about that new band called 1023 MB? They haven't had any gigs yet.[/h] It's funny because: A gigabyte is a measure of data equal to 1,024 MB. As you can see, the band is only 1,023 MB - they haven't had any "gigs" yet.


It's on this list because: A lot of people probably thought one GB is a nice, round 1,000 MB
 

nikonpup

Senior Member
[FONT=&quot]Wife: 'What are you doing?' [/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Husband: [/FONT][FONT=&quot]Nothing. [/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Wife: 'Nothing[/FONT] [FONT=&quot].[/FONT] [FONT=&quot].[/FONT] [FONT=&quot].[/FONT] [FONT=&quot]? You've been reading our marriage[/FONT] [FONT=&quot]certificate for an hour.' [/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Husband: 'I was looking for the expiration date.' [/FONT]
 
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