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WayneF

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At an airport in west Texas, there was an old grizzled cowboy, a native American indian, and a young muslim student waiting on a plane.

The cowboy sat down, and pulled his hat low.

The indian sat down, and said "There were many of us, and now there are few".

The muslim smiled real big, and boasted "There were few of us, and now there are many. Why do you suppose that is?".

The old cowboy looked up, and said

"That's because we haven't played cowboy and muslim yet".
 
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nikonpup

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nikonpup

nikonpup

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[FONT=&quot]Just took a leaflet out of my mailbox,[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]informing me [/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]that I can have sex at 77.[/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]I'm so happy, because I live at 71[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]​[/FONT][FONT=&quot] s[/FONT][FONT=&quot]o it's not too far to walk home afterwards.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]And it's the same side of the street.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]I don't even have to cross the road![/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]Answering machine message, "I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the beep. If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes."[/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]My[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]wife and I had words, but I didn't get to use mine.[/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]Frustration is trying to find your glasses[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [FONT=&quot]without [/FONT][/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]​[/FONT][FONT=&quot]y[/FONT][FONT=&quot]​[FONT=&quot]our[/FONT][/FONT][FONT=&quot] [FONT=&quot]glasses.[/FONT][/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting.[/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]The irony of life is that, by the time you're old enough to know your way around, you're not going anywhere.[/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]God made man before woman so as to give him time to think of an answer for her first question.[/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]I was always taught to respect my elders,[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]but it keeps getting harder to find one.[/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]Every morning is the dawn of a new error.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]~~~~~[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Aspire to inspire before you expire.[/FONT]










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TedG954

Senior Member
Estate Planning





The lawyer says to the wealthy art collector tycoon, "I have some good news and, I have some bad news…"



"I've had an awful day, let’s hear the good news first," replies the tycoon.



The lawyer says, "Well your wife invested $5,000 in two pictures this week that she figures are worth a minimum of $20 to $30 million."



The tycoon replies enthusiastically, "Well done…my wife is so smart! You’ve just made my day; now what’s the bad news?"





The lawyer answers, "The pictures are of you with your secretary."











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