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nikonpup

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pnomanikon

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[FONT=&quot]Wife's Diary
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[FONT=&quot]Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner.
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[FONT=&quot]I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it. Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much. I asked him what was wrong; He said, "nothing."
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[FONT=&quot]I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset.
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[FONT=&quot]He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it.
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[FONT=&quot]On the way home, I told him that I loved him.
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[FONT=&quot]He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior.
I don't know why he didn't say, “I love you, too.”
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[FONT=&quot]When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore.
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[FONT=&quot]He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent. Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep; I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.
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[FONT=&quot]Husband's Diary:
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[FONT=&quot]A one-foot putt.. Who the hell misses a one-foot putt?
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