Dumb Jokes Posted Here.... if you dare.

nikonpup

nikonpup

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Chucktin

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Cruelty jokes hug. How about -

Dad, dad, I'm tired of going round in circles!
Shut up! or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!

And

What do you call a quadrapelegic swimmer?
Bob

And

But Mama, we don't want to go to Europe!
Shut up, and keep rowing!
 
nikonpup

nikonpup

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About a month before he died, my uncle had his back covered in lard. After that, he went down hill fast.


I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.

Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me, it means a lot.

"Doctor, there's a patient on line 1 that says he's invisible"
"Well, tell him I can't see him right now."

I saw an ad for burial plots, and thought to myself this is the last thing I need.
 
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