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Don Kuykendall_RIP
RIP :(
Be Careful!!!
Warming:
If youse gets a link called "Free Porn" don t opin it ?!!"#$%
It is a birus wich deactivats yur Spelchec and garblis up yur riting.
I alsu receibed its, but lukily I don't does porn so I didnt opin its.
Warn al1 yor vriends!!..
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Warming:
If youse gets a link called "Free Porn" don t opin it ?!!"#$%
It is a birus wich deactivats yur Spelchec and garblis up yur riting.
I alsu receibed its, but lukily I don't does porn so I didnt opin its.
Warn al1 yor vriends!!..
Don Kuykendall_RIP
RIP :(
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So am i and its the first time i have seen it, thanks anyway for you intellectual input.
Perhaps I've got you there? First time I heard was on TV in the Mercury program coverage. Shepard's comment on what he thought of during launch. Pretty sure it was old then!
Don Kuykendall_RIP
RIP :(
Don Kuykendall_RIP
RIP :(
nikonpup
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A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice.
“Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you.” The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished.
He went on, and after a while he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted:
“Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you and you will die.
The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him.
“Where are you?” the man asked. “Who are you?”
“I am your guardian angel,” the voice answered.
“Oh yeah?” the man asked. “And where the hell were you when I got married?”
“Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you.” The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished.
He went on, and after a while he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted:
“Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you and you will die.
The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him.
“Where are you?” the man asked. “Who are you?”
“I am your guardian angel,” the voice answered.
“Oh yeah?” the man asked. “And where the hell were you when I got married?”
Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So I went to a shrink and told him: “I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.”
“Just put yourself in my hands for one year" said the shrink. "Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.”
“How much do you charge?”
“Eighty dollars per visit,” replied the doctor.
. . . “I'll sleep on it,” I said.
Six months later the doctor met me on the street. “Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?” he asked.
“Well, eighty bucks a visit, three times a week for a year, is $12,480.00."
A bartender cured me for $10.00. I was so happy to have saved all that money, so I went and bought me a new pickup truck
“Is that so?” With a bit of an attitude he said, “And how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?”
“He told me to cut the legs off the bed. Ain't nobody under there now.”
It's always better to get a second opinion.
“Just put yourself in my hands for one year" said the shrink. "Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.”
“How much do you charge?”
“Eighty dollars per visit,” replied the doctor.
. . . “I'll sleep on it,” I said.
Six months later the doctor met me on the street. “Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?” he asked.
“Well, eighty bucks a visit, three times a week for a year, is $12,480.00."
A bartender cured me for $10.00. I was so happy to have saved all that money, so I went and bought me a new pickup truck
“Is that so?” With a bit of an attitude he said, “And how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?”
“He told me to cut the legs off the bed. Ain't nobody under there now.”
It's always better to get a second opinion.
