9/19/2013
Still can't think of anything creative, so here's some free stuff* that came in the mail today!
9 CFL bulbs of various wattages, 2 LED night lights, a strange power strip that you plug something into the "Master" and when that item is off or in standby mode, the other plugs get shut off automatically. Two faucet aerators, four adapters for the aerators in case they don't fit, 1 shower head, and two green things of indeterminate nature.
*Free stuff, as in they added a fee to everyone's Toledo Edison, The Illuminating Company, and Ohio Edison's electric bill to pay for this stuff. We're paying for it whether or not we actually request this stuff. The catch is, you have to request it to get it. It's about thirteen cents for every 500KW you use per month, for three years.