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  1. #1001
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    Goose Hunting

    Ole was hunting geese up in the Minnesota woods. He leaned the old 16 gauge
    against the corner of the blind to take a leak.
    As luck would have it, his foolish dog, Dawson knocked the gun over, it went
    off and Ole took most of an ounce of #4 shot in the groin.

    Several hours later, lying in a Duluth hospital bed, he came to and there
    was his doctor, Sven.



    "Vell, Ole, I got some good news and some bad news.
    Da good news is dat you are going to be OK. Da damage vas local to your
    groin, dere was very little internal damage, and I vas able to remove all of da birdshot."

    "What's the bad news?" asks Ole.

    "The bad news is dat dere vas some pretty extensive birdshot damage done to
    your pecker. I'm going to have to refer you to my sister, Lena."

    "Well, I guess that isn't too bad," says Ole. "Is your sister a plastic surgeon?"

    "Not exactly," Sven says. "She's a flute player in da Minneapolis Symphony
    Orchestra. And because all you have is Obamacare, she's going to teach you
    vhere to put your fingers, so you don't pee in your eye."
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    Dumb Jokes Posted Here.... if you dare.
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  4. #1004
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    Re: Dumb Jokes Posted Here.... if you dare.

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    There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and an Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the car just stops by the side of the road, and the three engineers look at each other wondering what could be wrong.
    The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the electronics of the car and trying to trace where a fault might have occurred.
    The chemical engineer, not knowing much about cars, suggests that maybe the fuel is becoming emulsified and getting blocked somewhere.

    Then, the Microsoft engineer, not knowing much about anything, comes up with a suggestion, "Why don't we close all the windows, get out, get back in, open the windows again, and maybe it'll work!?"


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    There were three people ready to be executed by guillotine back in medieval days. A farmer; a blacksmith; and, an engineer. For whatever
    reasons we don't know.
    The first was brought up to the platform and the henchman ask if he had any last words. The farmer said yes, that he would like to say a
    prayer. After kneeling down and praying, the henchman had him put his head through the opening in the guillotine and he pulled the chain. The blade came crashing down but stopped 2" from the man's neck. Everyone gasped and said for the henchman to let him go. This must be a sign from the gods. So, the guards let him go.

    Next was the blacksmith's turn. After being asked if he had any last words, he too wanted to say a prayer. The same thing happened. When
    the chain was pulled, the blade came crashing down and stopped 2" from the man's neck. For the same reason, the guards let him go too. And as did the farmer, he high-tailed it over the mountains.

    Lastly, the engineer was brought up onto the platform. When the henchman asked him if he had any last words he said "no", but pointed
    up to the top of the guillotine and said "there's a kink in the chain"


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    Dumb Jokes Posted Here.... if you dare.
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