Uncyclopedia: How to take better pictures

[MrF]

I don't know if anyone here has run across the uncyclopedia, but it's basically a knock-off of Wikipedia, written to be funny (and as a result, often completely wrong). Anyway, I got a kick out of this article:

HowTo:Take better pictures - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia

I think my favorite quote is: "You can make cool colors on your pictures by opening the camera before you've used up all the film." The blurb on night photography gave me a pretty good laugh too.

 

[Marcel]

I don't know if anyone here has run across the uncyclopedia, but it's basically a knock-off of Wikipedia, written to be funny (and as a result, often completely wrong). Anyway, I got a kick out of this article:

HowTo:Take better pictures - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia

I think my favorite quote is: "You can make cool colors on your pictures by opening the camera before you've used up all the film." The blurb on night photography gave me a pretty good laugh too.

Oh man what a laugh… I LOVED the part about the darkroom and film developing...

​Thanks for sharing this funny link.

 

[Don Kuykendall_RIP]

Loved it.


My favorite.

Ever wanted to take a night shot? With some cameras, you can take very good night shots, even during the day. To do this, simply decrease the exposure time on your camera, allowing even the brightest day shot to come out as a quality night shot.

 

[Moab Man]

It was a great read. However, I did follow the link at the bottom to understand what a camera was. I learned that a camera is...

"Traditionally, a camera consists of a closed chamber with an open aperture at one end through which the light or soul enters, a sensitive surface to record either target, and an extra-dimensional 'hell portal' into which the resulting products are forever judged and tormented (colloquially known as Facebook)."

I understand so much more now.

 

[MrF]

It was a great read. However, I did follow the link at the bottom to understand what a camera was. I learned that a camera is...

"Traditionally, a camera consists of a closed chamber with an open aperture at one end through which the light or soul enters, a sensitive surface to record either target, and an extra-dimensional 'hell portal' into which the resulting products are forever judged and tormented (colloquially known as Facebook)."

I understand so much more now.

Haha... that's pretty good. I went back to read that one, can't believe I missed it the first time.