Q: At what time does a duck wake up? A: At the quack of dawn.
Q: What do you call a cat that swallows a duck? A: A duck-filled-fatty-pus
Q: Did you hear about the duck with a drug problem? A: He was a quackhead.
Q: What do you call a duck that steals? A: A robber ducky.
Q: What did Detective Duck say to his partner? A: "Let's quack this case!
" Q: What did the duck say when he dropped the dishes? A: "I hope I didn't quack any!"
Q: What did the duck say when the waitress came? A: Put it on my bill!
Q: What did the blonde replace her rooster with a duck?
Q: What do you get when a duck bends over? A: It's Buttquack
Q: Why are ducks bad drivers? A: Their windshields are qwacked.
Q: How do ducks talk? A: They don't You Quack.
Q: Did you hear about the duck who thought he was a squirrel? A: It was one tough nut to quack.
Q: Did you hear about the bird that couldn't pass environmental legislation? A: He was a lame duck.
Q: What do ducks get after they eat? A: A bill!