How do you think the "Pro's" GOT to be be "Pro's"? Yeah, by creating a FB page that TELLS EVERYONE they're a Pro! I mean... DUH!
Oh, and don't forget you'll need a really BIG lens and a hat; you can't be a "Pro" with a really big lens and a hat. Don't worry about what lens, or if you know how to use it, just make sure it's BIG. The hat, really, *should* be stupid looking but that's getting more and more optional these days. The hat itself, though, is not an option; you must have one if you want to be taken seriously as a "Pro". So, yeah... Here's your To Do List: Really big lens, Stupid Hat, FB Page. And start referring to yourself as a "photog"; almost forgot that... Very important. Cram that into conversation at every opportunity. Create opportunities to cram it it in to conversations where none exist as necessary.
Post back when you've completed Stage One.
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