Pete, you got to be "kidding" us right? Don't try to have a conversation with it, I hear they keep "butting" in.
Since you're a lifelong member of PETA, I have to ask are you really looking that hard for the owner. If he's that cute, I'm sure he just as tasty.
Hope the owner isn't upset with you because you "got his goat".
I've had my fun so you will excuse me now I'm going to "but out of here"