Dumb Jokes Posted Here.... if you dare.
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nikonpup
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A blonde stops by a café and gets her coffee to go. As she’s about to leave, she notices a little sticker on the cup that says “Peel & Win.”
She peels it back, gasps, and starts jumping up and down shouting,
“I’ve won a motorhome! I’ve won a motorhome!”
The barista laughs and says, “That can’t be right — the top prize is just a free lunch.”
But the blonde won’t calm down. “No, no! I’ve won a motorhome!”
The manager comes over, takes the ticket, and says, “Miss, we definitely didn’t give away a motorhome.”
The blonde insists, “Look for yourself!”
The manager reads the ticket aloud:
“WIN A BAGEL.”
She peels it back, gasps, and starts jumping up and down shouting,
“I’ve won a motorhome! I’ve won a motorhome!”
The barista laughs and says, “That can’t be right — the top prize is just a free lunch.”
But the blonde won’t calm down. “No, no! I’ve won a motorhome!”
The manager comes over, takes the ticket, and says, “Miss, we definitely didn’t give away a motorhome.”
The blonde insists, “Look for yourself!”
The manager reads the ticket aloud:
“WIN A BAGEL.”
YES!!
nikonpup
Senior Member
Two good ol' boys in a Alabama trailer park were sitting around talking one
afternoon over a cold beer after getting off work at the local Nissan plant.
After a while the 1st guy says to the 2nd, "If'n I was to sneak over to your
trailer Saturday & make love to your wife while you was off huntin' and she
got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?"
The 2nd guy crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head and
squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question. Finally, he says,
"Well, I don't know about kin, but it would make us even!
afternoon over a cold beer after getting off work at the local Nissan plant.
After a while the 1st guy says to the 2nd, "If'n I was to sneak over to your
trailer Saturday & make love to your wife while you was off huntin' and she
got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?"
The 2nd guy crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head and
squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question. Finally, he says,
"Well, I don't know about kin, but it would make us even!