[COLOR=var(--primary-text)]I saw a homeless man & I asked him if I gave him $20 would you buy booze ??
He said no he hadn't had a beer in years..
Then I said if I give you $20 will you buy motorcycle parts??
He again said no, he got rid of his bike 15 years ago..
So then I said I'll do you better than $20, I'll take you home, get you all cleaned up, & my wife will cook a fantastic meal for you..
Then I'll bring you back & still give you $20.. He asked me, won't she get mad ??
I said it didn't matter, I just wanted her to see what happens to a man when he stops drinking & riding motorcycles..