Dumb Jokes Posted Here.... if you dare.
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nikonpup
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[FONT="]ON A DARE FROM A FRIEND, I felt I could still rodeo like I did when I was younger. I rode bulls back then, so I thought I'd be safer on a saddle bronc. [/FONT]
[FONT="]*** I did fine for the first 3 or 4 seconds, but then I got thrown off and got my ankle caught in the stirrup! [/FONT]
[FONT="]I HIT THE GROUND HARD! There I was totally out of control and screaming to the top of my lungs! The horse just kept on bucking and bucking and bucking....I didn't know if I was going to be kicked in the head or my knee twisted off, or my ribs crushed! And the horse just kept on bucking....[/FONT]
[FONT="]....It was a good thing that I was screaming and yelling so loud, because that's when the manager of Kmart came out and unplugged him. Now my wife won't take me and my friend shopping anymore.[/FONT]
[FONT="]*** I did fine for the first 3 or 4 seconds, but then I got thrown off and got my ankle caught in the stirrup! [/FONT]
[FONT="]I HIT THE GROUND HARD! There I was totally out of control and screaming to the top of my lungs! The horse just kept on bucking and bucking and bucking....I didn't know if I was going to be kicked in the head or my knee twisted off, or my ribs crushed! And the horse just kept on bucking....[/FONT]
[FONT="]....It was a good thing that I was screaming and yelling so loud, because that's when the manager of Kmart came out and unplugged him. Now my wife won't take me and my friend shopping anymore.[/FONT]
