Dumb Jokes Posted Here.... if you dare.
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While strolling around the Marina this morning about 7 am., I noticed a character shouting "Death to all infidels" and suddenly he tripped and fell into the water. He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the explosives he was carrying. If he didn't get help he would surely drown.
Being a responsible citizen, and abiding by the law of the land that requires you to help those in distress, I informed the Police, the Coast Guard, the Immigration Office and even the Fire Department.
It is now 11 a.m., the terrorist has drowned, and none of the authorities have responded.
I'm starting to think I wasted four stamps.
Being a responsible citizen, and abiding by the law of the land that requires you to help those in distress, I informed the Police, the Coast Guard, the Immigration Office and even the Fire Department.
It is now 11 a.m., the terrorist has drowned, and none of the authorities have responded.
I'm starting to think I wasted four stamps.
Danno_RIP
Senior Member
Ok This almost made me hurle on my laptop. Lutefisk was always a requirement at our Grand Parent's table. There was not enough melted butter to make it tase good. Pumpkin is just far to horrible to consider. Yes I am Norwegian. Lefsa yes... Lutefisk...no...
Bikerbrent_RIP
Senior Member
I agree on the Lutefisk and Pumpkin! 
However, pumpkin in a good pie is pretty tasty :unconscious:
However, pumpkin in a good pie is pretty tasty :unconscious:
nikonpup
Senior Member
At a wedding ceremony, the pastor asked if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom.
It was their time to stand up and talk, or forever hold their peace. The moment of utter silence was broken by a young beautiful woman carrying a child. She started walking toward the pastor slowly.
Everything quickly turned to chaos. The bride slapped the groom. The groom's mother fainted. The groomsmen started giving each other looks and wondering how best to help save the situation.
The pastor asked the woman, "Can you tell us why you came forward? What do you have to say?"
The woman replied, "We can't hear in the back."
It was their time to stand up and talk, or forever hold their peace. The moment of utter silence was broken by a young beautiful woman carrying a child. She started walking toward the pastor slowly.
Everything quickly turned to chaos. The bride slapped the groom. The groom's mother fainted. The groomsmen started giving each other looks and wondering how best to help save the situation.
The pastor asked the woman, "Can you tell us why you came forward? What do you have to say?"
The woman replied, "We can't hear in the back."
