Dumb Jokes Posted Here.... if you dare.
- Thread starter TedG954
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I'm thinking of organising a hide and seek competition...
But good players are so hard to find!
Just caught my willy in my zip.
God it hurts.....
No more zip up boots for me!
My girlfriend asked me what would stop the stairs from creaking...
Apparently ‘Slimming World’ was not the right answer!
A bloke called my wife a pig last night...
I said, "Don’t listen to him, Babe!"
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My boss is threatening to sack the employee who has the worst posture...
I have a hunch it might be me!
But good players are so hard to find!
Just caught my willy in my zip.
God it hurts.....
No more zip up boots for me!
My girlfriend asked me what would stop the stairs from creaking...
Apparently ‘Slimming World’ was not the right answer!
A bloke called my wife a pig last night...
I said, "Don’t listen to him, Babe!"
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My boss is threatening to sack the employee who has the worst posture...
I have a hunch it might be me!
nikonpup
Senior Member
[FONT="]So I woke up, My dog is laying on the back patio covered in dirt with a rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit's not bloody, just dirty. My neighbor's kids raise blue ribbon rabbits. I instantly knew it was one of theirs. So I took the rabbit away from my dog, rushed inside, and washed all the dirt off it before my neighbors could come home. It was stiff but I heard some animals play dead when they are afraid but I couldn't remember which ones. I took it and placed it back in one of the cages in their back yard then I ZOOMED back home. Not 30 minutes later I hear my neighbors screaming so I go out and ask them what's wrong? They tell me their rabbit died three days ago and they buried it but now it's back in the cage.[/FONT]
