Dumb Jokes Posted Here.... if you dare.
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nikonpup
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Do you need a current license to drive an electric car
My nephew joined the Army because it was the only way he could get into a private school.
Is it just me or is it strange that we drink artificially flavored lemonade and then wash the glass in detergent made w/ REAL lemons?
Two parrots sitting on a perch. One said "I think I smell fish"
"When one door closes the other one opens",he said."That's all good"I said,"but until you fix it, I'm not buying the car!"
Always remember that Grammar is very important.
And so is Grandpa.
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
—Henny Youngman
What do you call a pony with a sore throat?
A little horse!
My doctor said I've got Roy Orbisons disease. I said, Who the hell gets Roy Orbisons disease?
He said, Only the loneley..
I had a hen who
could count her own eggs.
She was a mathemachicken.
what did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look Dad no hands!
My nephew joined the Army because it was the only way he could get into a private school.
Is it just me or is it strange that we drink artificially flavored lemonade and then wash the glass in detergent made w/ REAL lemons?
Two parrots sitting on a perch. One said "I think I smell fish"
"When one door closes the other one opens",he said."That's all good"I said,"but until you fix it, I'm not buying the car!"
Always remember that Grammar is very important.
And so is Grandpa.
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
—Henny Youngman
What do you call a pony with a sore throat?
A little horse!
My doctor said I've got Roy Orbisons disease. I said, Who the hell gets Roy Orbisons disease?
He said, Only the loneley..
I had a hen who
could count her own eggs.
She was a mathemachicken.
what did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look Dad no hands!
