Dumb Jokes Posted Here.... if you dare.
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nikonpup
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[h=2]Mary Poppins[/h]The weather had turned worse, so Mary Poppins decided to stop at a hotel for the night. She approached the desk clerk and asked for a room for the night.
"Certainly madam," he replied courteously.
"Is the restaurant open still?" inquired Mary.
"Sorry, no," came the reply, "but room service is available all night. Would you care to select something from this menu?"
Mary smiled and took the menu and perused it. "Hmm, I would like cauliflower cheese please," she said. "And can I have breakfast in bed?" she asked politely.
The desk clerk nodded and smiled.
"In that case, I would love a couple of poached eggs, please," Mary mused. After confirming the order, Mary signed in and went up to her room for the night.
The night passed uneventfully and the next morning Mary came down early to check out. The same guy was still on the desk.
"Morning madam...sleep well?" he asked.
"Yes, thank you," Mary replied.
He then asked, "Was the food to your liking?"
"Well, I have to say the cauliflower cheese was exceptional, I don't think I have had better," she replied. "Shame about the eggs, though....they really weren't that nice at all."
"Oh...well, perhaps you could contribute these thoughts to our Guest Comments Book," replied the desk clerk. "We are always looking to improve our service and would value your opinion."
"OK, I will...thanks!" replied Mary who then checked out. She scribbled a comment into the book. Waving, she left to continue her journey.
Curious, the desk clerk picked up the book to see the comment Mary had written:
"Supercauliflowercheesebuteggswerequiteatrocious!"
"Certainly madam," he replied courteously.
"Is the restaurant open still?" inquired Mary.
"Sorry, no," came the reply, "but room service is available all night. Would you care to select something from this menu?"
Mary smiled and took the menu and perused it. "Hmm, I would like cauliflower cheese please," she said. "And can I have breakfast in bed?" she asked politely.
The desk clerk nodded and smiled.
"In that case, I would love a couple of poached eggs, please," Mary mused. After confirming the order, Mary signed in and went up to her room for the night.
The night passed uneventfully and the next morning Mary came down early to check out. The same guy was still on the desk.
"Morning madam...sleep well?" he asked.
"Yes, thank you," Mary replied.
He then asked, "Was the food to your liking?"
"Well, I have to say the cauliflower cheese was exceptional, I don't think I have had better," she replied. "Shame about the eggs, though....they really weren't that nice at all."
"Oh...well, perhaps you could contribute these thoughts to our Guest Comments Book," replied the desk clerk. "We are always looking to improve our service and would value your opinion."
"OK, I will...thanks!" replied Mary who then checked out. She scribbled a comment into the book. Waving, she left to continue her journey.
Curious, the desk clerk picked up the book to see the comment Mary had written:
"Supercauliflowercheesebuteggswerequiteatrocious!"
