Dumb Jokes Posted Here.... if you dare.
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nikonpup
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Since I took every mirror off of my car , I’ve never looked back .....
Why did the scarecrow keep getting promoted?
He was outstanding in his field.
When a ball stops rolling does it just look round ?
Went to the lumber store asked for a 4x2 he said, We only have 2x4's.
I said, That's okay I'll use it sideways.
He said, How long do you want it.
I said, For a long time, I'm building a house.
If you're an angel, and your name is Harold, you had better know how to sing.
Why did the scarecrow keep getting promoted?
He was outstanding in his field.
When a ball stops rolling does it just look round ?
Went to the lumber store asked for a 4x2 he said, We only have 2x4's.
I said, That's okay I'll use it sideways.
He said, How long do you want it.
I said, For a long time, I'm building a house.
If you're an angel, and your name is Harold, you had better know how to sing.