Dumb Jokes Posted Here.... if you dare.
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pnomanikon
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Billy-Bob was walking past the barn and heard someone talking inside. He walked over to the door and peeked in. Inside, Jim-Bob was leaning up against the John-Deere tractor and gently rubbing it with one hand and slowly taking off his coveralls with the other hand. All the while, he was murmuring "You're pretty" and "Ooo, baby" and other romantic comments.
After a few minutes, Billy-Bob couldn't stand to watch any more and opened the door. Surprised and shocked, Jim-Bob quickly refastened his coveralls and was obviously very ashamed.
Billy-Bob asked what on earth he was doing. Jim-Bob looked up and said, "Me and the wife haven't been doin' too good in the romance department lately, and my doctor said maybe I should try doing something sexy to a tractor."
After a few minutes, Billy-Bob couldn't stand to watch any more and opened the door. Surprised and shocked, Jim-Bob quickly refastened his coveralls and was obviously very ashamed.
Billy-Bob asked what on earth he was doing. Jim-Bob looked up and said, "Me and the wife haven't been doin' too good in the romance department lately, and my doctor said maybe I should try doing something sexy to a tractor."