Dumb Jokes Posted Here.... if you dare.

pk63015

Senior Member
A Mother hears a buzzing in the house so she went to investigate. She opened the door to her Daughters room and saw the daughter Naked on the bed with her vibrator, she gasp "What are you doing"

The daughter said " Mom, I'm 32 years old, living in my parents house. This is the closest thing to a husband right now."

A few days later the father hears the buzzing and goes to investigate. Same scenario.

The daughter again states " I'm 32 yrs old living in my parents house, and this is the closest thing to a husband.

On Sunday the mother hears the buzzing again, but this time it is in the living room. She goes there to find her husband sitting in his chair, drinking a beer and watching the game and the vibrator is sitting beside him on the table

She said "What are you Doing ?"

The husband said "I'm sitting here watching the game with my Son in Law " :)
 

nikonpup

Senior Member
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