Dumb Jokes Posted Here.... if you dare.
- Thread starter TedG954
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nikonpup
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What are the spots on black and white cows?
Holstains
What kind of milk comes from a forgetful cow?
Milk of Amnesia
Where do cows go when they want a night out?
To the moo-vies!
What was the bull doing in the pasture with his eyes closed?
Bull-dozin'
What did the bored cow say when she got up in the morning?
"It's just an udder day"
How does a farmer count a herd of cows?
Moo-moos
What do you call a cow that has just had a calf?
Decalfenated
Why did the cow wear a bell around her neck?
Because her horn didn't work
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk Dud!
Holstains
What kind of milk comes from a forgetful cow?
Milk of Amnesia
Where do cows go when they want a night out?
To the moo-vies!
What was the bull doing in the pasture with his eyes closed?
Bull-dozin'
What did the bored cow say when she got up in the morning?
"It's just an udder day"
How does a farmer count a herd of cows?
Moo-moos
What do you call a cow that has just had a calf?
Decalfenated
Why did the cow wear a bell around her neck?
Because her horn didn't work
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk Dud!