Dumb Jokes Posted Here.... if you dare.
- Thread starter TedG954
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thats one thing i just dont get, who feels the need to talk on the loo.
They have the phone in the hand while doing most things now
Dangerspouse
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A man's father is in his declining years, and despite not wanting to put him in a nursing home he really has no other option. Adding to his despair is the fact that he is of little means, and so has to put him in the cheapest facility he can find.
However two weeks later, lo and behold, he hits the lottery for millions! The first thing he does is yank his father out of the flea ridden home and puts him in the swankiest, most expensive elder care facility in the state.
The first night the father is there he is wheeled down to the dining room for supper, and the meal is served on fine china with full place settings. The food is exquisite.
After finishing his main course and before dessert is served however, the old man starts leaning farther and farther to the left to the point where it looks like he will topple over. But an aide sees this and immediately rushes over to straighten the gentleman so he can resume eating. However a minute or so later it happens again, and then a third time. Finally the old man is able to sit completely upright for the remainder of the meal, and he is wheeled back to his room.
Later that night the son calls.
"So dad, how do you like the new place? Pretty ritzy, huh?"
"I guess it's ok" the father says. "Everybody's nice, and the food is very good. But they won't let you fart here."
However two weeks later, lo and behold, he hits the lottery for millions! The first thing he does is yank his father out of the flea ridden home and puts him in the swankiest, most expensive elder care facility in the state.
The first night the father is there he is wheeled down to the dining room for supper, and the meal is served on fine china with full place settings. The food is exquisite.
After finishing his main course and before dessert is served however, the old man starts leaning farther and farther to the left to the point where it looks like he will topple over. But an aide sees this and immediately rushes over to straighten the gentleman so he can resume eating. However a minute or so later it happens again, and then a third time. Finally the old man is able to sit completely upright for the remainder of the meal, and he is wheeled back to his room.
Later that night the son calls.
"So dad, how do you like the new place? Pretty ritzy, huh?"
"I guess it's ok" the father says. "Everybody's nice, and the food is very good. But they won't let you fart here."