Dumb Jokes Posted Here.... if you dare.
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Dangerspouse
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A highschool boy and girl start dating, and after a couple of weeks they decide they're gonna Do It. The boy says to the girl, "When I come over to meet your parents tomorrow, after dinner we'll tell them we're going to a movie. But instead, we'll check in to a motel. They'll never know!" The girl agrees.
The next morning the boy heads out to a pharmacy to get condoms. The pharmacist asks him, "How many would you like? They come in packs of 1, 3, and 6." The boy says, "Well, tonight I'm telling this girl's parents that I'm taking her to a movie, but in reality we're going to go have sex for the first time. And I bet that once she gets a taste of me she's not gonna wanna stop. Better give me the 6-pack." The pharmacist hands them over and the kid leaves.
Later that day the kid showers, gets dressed in his best shirt and tie, and heads to the girl's house for dinner. Along the way he stops at a florist for a bouquet of spring flowers.
When he arrives he rings the bell, and the girl's mom answers the door. "You must be Suzy's boyfriend" she says. "Welcome, come on in. Dinner is all ready. These flowers are for me? How sweet!" She ushers the boy into the dining room, introduces him to Suzy's father, and they all sit down. The boy sits next to Suzy.
Right before they begin eating the boy asks if he can say grace over the meal. They all bow their heads as the boy begins silently praying.
And praying.
And praying.
And praying.
After about 5 minutes of the boy just sitting there with his head bowed, his eyes closed, and his hands clasped tightly together, Suzy leaned over to him and whispered, "You never told me you were so religious!"
"You never told me your father was a pharmacist" he whispered back.
The next morning the boy heads out to a pharmacy to get condoms. The pharmacist asks him, "How many would you like? They come in packs of 1, 3, and 6." The boy says, "Well, tonight I'm telling this girl's parents that I'm taking her to a movie, but in reality we're going to go have sex for the first time. And I bet that once she gets a taste of me she's not gonna wanna stop. Better give me the 6-pack." The pharmacist hands them over and the kid leaves.
Later that day the kid showers, gets dressed in his best shirt and tie, and heads to the girl's house for dinner. Along the way he stops at a florist for a bouquet of spring flowers.
When he arrives he rings the bell, and the girl's mom answers the door. "You must be Suzy's boyfriend" she says. "Welcome, come on in. Dinner is all ready. These flowers are for me? How sweet!" She ushers the boy into the dining room, introduces him to Suzy's father, and they all sit down. The boy sits next to Suzy.
Right before they begin eating the boy asks if he can say grace over the meal. They all bow their heads as the boy begins silently praying.
And praying.
And praying.
And praying.
After about 5 minutes of the boy just sitting there with his head bowed, his eyes closed, and his hands clasped tightly together, Suzy leaned over to him and whispered, "You never told me you were so religious!"
"You never told me your father was a pharmacist" he whispered back.
