Dumb Jokes Posted Here.... if you dare.
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Dangerspouse
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I feel like a lone voice crying out in the wilderness here, telling actual jokes instead of pasting sometimes decades-old pics (seriously, 'Herman' cartoons? Jim Unger died in 2012!).
Screw it, I'm gonna keep fighting The Good Fight no matter what! Jokes are not only my forte they're also a big part of my profession, so I'll fly that flag despite the slings and arrows of outrageously lazy "jokesters" and the tide of popular taste that's rising against me. Try and stop me! BWAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!
*cough*
Yeah, so anyway, here's a couple of math jokes. Just to, y'know, raise the bar a bit here:
1. There are three kinds of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.
2. Why don't they serve beer at math parties? Because you can't drink and derive.
3. Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered 6 offender.
4. Three statisticians go hunting. When they see a rabbit the first one shoots, but misses a foot to the left. The second one shoots and misses a foot to the right. The third one shouts: "We hit it!"
I don't care if, like my last ones, this one gets no likes either. Sometimes you just gotta stand by your principles and do the right thing because it's the right thing to do. I will not give in!
Well...maybe sometimes I will. Like these two for the chemistry nerds:
Screw it, I'm gonna keep fighting The Good Fight no matter what! Jokes are not only my forte they're also a big part of my profession, so I'll fly that flag despite the slings and arrows of outrageously lazy "jokesters" and the tide of popular taste that's rising against me. Try and stop me! BWAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!
*cough*
Yeah, so anyway, here's a couple of math jokes. Just to, y'know, raise the bar a bit here:
1. There are three kinds of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.
2. Why don't they serve beer at math parties? Because you can't drink and derive.
3. Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered 6 offender.
4. Three statisticians go hunting. When they see a rabbit the first one shoots, but misses a foot to the left. The second one shoots and misses a foot to the right. The third one shouts: "We hit it!"
I don't care if, like my last ones, this one gets no likes either. Sometimes you just gotta stand by your principles and do the right thing because it's the right thing to do. I will not give in!
Well...maybe sometimes I will. Like these two for the chemistry nerds:
My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I Kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a
nearby table.
My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'
'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she
hasn't been sober since.'
'My God!' says my wife, 'who would think a person could go on Celebrating that long?'
And then the fight started...
nearby table.
My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'
'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she
hasn't been sober since.'
'My God!' says my wife, 'who would think a person could go on Celebrating that long?'
And then the fight started...
Dangerspouse
Senior Member
Dangerspouse
Senior Member
Two guys are walking down the street when they spot a dog sitting in the middle of the sidewalk licking its balls. "Man, I wish I could do that" says the one guy. "I think you better try just petting him first...." says the other.