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Don Kuykendall_RIP

RIP :(
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Don Kuykendall_RIP

RIP :(
A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and
asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him. She took the box
and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator.
He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them
staying frozen, mentioning in an arrogant manner that he was a lawyer, and
threatened what would happen to her if she let them thaw out.
Shortly before landing in New York , she used the intercom to announce to
the entire cabin, "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans ,
please raise your hand?"
Not one hand went up ... so she took them home and ate them.
There are two lessons here:
1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think.
2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most folks think
 
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mikew_RIP

Senior Member
My wife asked if I'd still love her if I won the lottery.

"Of course, I'd still love you," I reassured her.

"I'd miss you, but I'd still love you."
 
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