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nikonpup

nikonpup

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nikonpup

nikonpup

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LOVE MY NEW TRUCK:
[FONT=&quot]The radio on my new Dodge Truck.[FONT=&quot][/FONT] [/FONT] [FONT=&quot]The radio on my new Dodge Truck.[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]


[FONT=&quot]I bought a new Dodge 3500 Ram Tri-Flex Fuel Truck It'll run on either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85.[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]


[FONT=&quot]Had to go back to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work.[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]


[FONT=&quot]The service technician explained that the radio was voice-activated.[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]


[FONT=&quot]‘Nelson', the technician said to the radio.[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]


[FONT=&quot]The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]


[FONT=&quot]'Willie!' he continued, and 'On The Road Again’ came from the speakers.[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]


[FONT=&quot]Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant 'Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]


[FONT=&quot]I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, ‘Beethoven', I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, ‘Beatles', I'd get one of their awesome songs.[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]


[FONT=&quot]Well, yesterday, some old lady ran a red light and nearly smashed into my new truck, but luckily I swerved in time to avoid her. I yelled, 'You Crazy Bitch!' Immediately the radio responded with, “Ladies and gentlemen,The Democratic Leader and speaker of the House ...Nancy Pelosi!”[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]


[FONT=&quot]Darn! I love this truck.[/FONT]




 
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