Dumb Jokes Posted Here.... if you dare.
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For you Don
1. What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant;
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant;
Panic is when both are pregnant!
2. Grammar Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?
*Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my momfainted, dad got a heart attack & our gardener ran away!
3. A young boy askshis Dad: "What is the difference between confident and confidential?
*Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that.Your friend over there, is also my son, that is confidential!
4. A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman;
“Which book has helped you most in your life?”
*The woman replied, “My husband’s check book!”
5. A prospective husband in a book store: Do you have a bookcalled, Husband the Master of the House? *Sales Girl: “Sir, Fiction and Comicsare on the 1st floor!"
6. Someone asked an old man: “Even after 70 years, you stillcall your wife Darling, Honey, Love." What’s the secret?"
Old man: I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask her!
7. Wife: I wish I was a newspaper. So I’d be in your handsall day.
*Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper. So I couldhave a new one every day!
1. What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant;
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant;
Panic is when both are pregnant!
2. Grammar Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?
*Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my momfainted, dad got a heart attack & our gardener ran away!
3. A young boy askshis Dad: "What is the difference between confident and confidential?
*Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that.Your friend over there, is also my son, that is confidential!
4. A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman;
“Which book has helped you most in your life?”
*The woman replied, “My husband’s check book!”
5. A prospective husband in a book store: Do you have a bookcalled, Husband the Master of the House? *Sales Girl: “Sir, Fiction and Comicsare on the 1st floor!"
6. Someone asked an old man: “Even after 70 years, you stillcall your wife Darling, Honey, Love." What’s the secret?"
Old man: I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask her!
7. Wife: I wish I was a newspaper. So I’d be in your handsall day.
*Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper. So I couldhave a new one every day!