Dumb Jokes Posted Here.... if you dare.

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Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
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Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.

 

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Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."

Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"

Doctor: "Nine."

 

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[h=4]What does a grape say after it’s stepped on?[/h]Nothing. It just lets out a little wine.

 

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[Don Kuykendall_RIP]

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When "Blowing Smoke Up Your Ass" Was Much More Than Just A Saying

 

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A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.”

The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one.”

 

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My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.

 

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Anton, do you think I’m a bad mother?

My name is Paul.

 

[mikew_RIP]

I was doing a crossword - I asked the wife 'What's a four letter word for a female relative, ends in "UNT"?'

Wife said 'Aunt?'

I said 'Pass the tippex !!!'

 

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Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?"

Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!"

Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?"

Patrick: "What school?"

 

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With window posters mind where the window bars are

 

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[h=2]Two clowns are eating a cannibal. One turns to the other and says "I think we got this joke wrong"[/h]

 

[nikonpup]

i was doing a crossword - i asked the wife 'what's a four letter word for a female relative, ends in "unt"?'

wife said 'aunt?'

i said 'pass the tippex !!!'

"tippex" correction fluid (white out)

 

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