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Don Kuykendall_RIP

RIP :(
I am ashamed to admit that I was arrested yesterday. I was caught stealing. I went into Walmart and filled my cart with orange juice and walked out of the store. They claimed I was shoplifting.









I TOLD THEM I HEARD O.J. WAS FREE!
 
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Don Kuykendall_RIP

RIP :(
To Siri say "I see a little silhouette of a man". Go ahead, do it. You're welcome
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mikew_RIP

Senior Member
My wife is in hospital at the moment. She was stung on the forehead by a wasp yesterday and her face all swollen and bruised.

The doctors said she could easily have died.

Lucky I was close enough to hit the wasp with my shovel before it had chance to sting her again!
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