Dumb Jokes Posted Here.... if you dare.
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Don Kuykendall_RIP
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Don Kuykendall_RIP
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Don Kuykendall_RIP
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WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A JOKE WITH A RHETORICAL QUESTION???
-Bought a litre of White Out yesterday. Huge mistake.
-Herb gardeners who work extra get thyme and a half.
-Last night, I kept dreaming that I had written Lord of the Rings. The wife said I’d been Tolkien in my sleep
-I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
-I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
-I tried to catch some fog today but I mist.
-Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
-The future, the present and the past walked into a bar. Things got a little tense.
-Did you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness? He pastaway.
-I was trying to explain puns to my kleptomaniac friend today, but she kept taking things literally.
-I have a few jokes about unemployed people but it doesn’t matter. None of them work.
-What does a clock do when it’s hungry? It goes back four seconds.
-Just watched a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!
-Jokes about opticians just get cornea and cornea.
-I was walking the dogs the other day when all of a sudden they vanished into thin air. Not sure where they went, but I’ve got some leads.
-If a short psychic broke out of jail, then you’d have a small medium at large.
-My computer’s got Miley Virus. It has stopped twerking.
-If you want a job in the moisturizer industry, the best advice I can give is to apply daily.
-Bought a litre of White Out yesterday. Huge mistake.
-Herb gardeners who work extra get thyme and a half.
-Last night, I kept dreaming that I had written Lord of the Rings. The wife said I’d been Tolkien in my sleep
-I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
-I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
-I tried to catch some fog today but I mist.
-Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
-The future, the present and the past walked into a bar. Things got a little tense.
-Did you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness? He pastaway.
-I was trying to explain puns to my kleptomaniac friend today, but she kept taking things literally.
-I have a few jokes about unemployed people but it doesn’t matter. None of them work.
-What does a clock do when it’s hungry? It goes back four seconds.
-Just watched a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!
-Jokes about opticians just get cornea and cornea.
-I was walking the dogs the other day when all of a sudden they vanished into thin air. Not sure where they went, but I’ve got some leads.
-If a short psychic broke out of jail, then you’d have a small medium at large.
-My computer’s got Miley Virus. It has stopped twerking.
-If you want a job in the moisturizer industry, the best advice I can give is to apply daily.