Dumb Jokes Posted Here.... if you dare.

nikonpup

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I was in line at the store and struck up a conversation with the elderly lady in front of me. Said she was a widow twice over:

"My first husband died from eating poison mushrooms."


"I'm sorry to hear that."


"Second husband died from blunt-force trauma."


"Wow! What happened?"


"He wouldn't eat the mushrooms."
 
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