Dumb Jokes Posted Here.... if you dare.
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Bikerbrent_RIP
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One day St. Peter was making his rounds in heaven to check on the new arrivals. He stopped to talk to a family of mice and they assured him everything was fine. St. Peter then asked if their was anything they needed. The mice replied at they had seen people using in-line roller skates and thought that look like fun. St. Peter said he would see what he could do and the next day the mice had their in-line skates.
The next day St. Peter was again making his rounds and stopped to talk to an old tom cat. The cat replied, “The room is nice and warm, the wide screen TV is great, the carpeting is nice and soft and the cream is so sweet. But what I really enjoyed was the Meals on Wheels!”
The next day St. Peter was again making his rounds and stopped to talk to an old tom cat. The cat replied, “The room is nice and warm, the wide screen TV is great, the carpeting is nice and soft and the cream is so sweet. But what I really enjoyed was the Meals on Wheels!”
