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mikew_RIP

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I know nothing about life saving but i know which one my monies on for saving him

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nikonpup

nikonpup

Senior Member
CONFUCIUS DID NOT SAY....



Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.






Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.






Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.






Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts.






Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.






Man who runs in front of car gets tired. Man who runs behind car gets exhausted.






Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.






War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.






Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.






It takes many nails to build a crib but only one screw to fill it.






Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.






Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.






Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.






Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
 
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JH Foto

Senior Member
Found a suitcase in the park today, inside was a Fox & 4 cubs.
So, I rang the RSPCA and they asked "Are they moving?"
"Not sure" I said " but It would explain the suitcase......"
 
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JH Foto

Senior Member
Not paying attention in History class never hurt me.
Unlike poor Henry VIII , shot in the eye by Adolf Hitler at the Battle of Hastings.
 
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JH Foto

Senior Member
A mate of mine has just bought his girl a new prosthetic leg for Christmas, he said its not her main present.....

its just a stocking filler
 
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