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nikonpup

nikonpup

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Ever since buying a digital camera, I can only think of it’s positive points. There aren’t any negatives.
How does Santa take photos? With his North Polearoid.
Photography is a developing hobby.
A friend of mine is always going on about photography jokes. You just can’t shutter up.
If I had a penny for every time I had to change my camera battery, then I would have been able to get the battery cover off.
When a friend retired from a lifetime as a photographer, he moved to a Old Focus Home.
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A friend of mine wanted to be a photographer, but didn’t put enough effort into it. He just waited to see what developed.
I saw two chaps walk into a photography shop yesterday. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.
The only person happy with a 100% crop is a farmer.
We all have a photographic memory. Just some of us are lacking the film.
I had to give up my career as a photographer. I kept losing focus.
I think my pet crocodile is an amateur photographer. He’s a bit of a snapper.

 
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mikew_RIP

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nikonpup

nikonpup

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Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, “It’s the pharmacist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone.”
Immediately the husband drove downtown to confront the pharmacist and demand an apology.
Before he could say more than a few words, the druggist told him, “Now, just a minute, please listen to my side of it…
This morning the alarm failed to go off, so I was late getting up. I went without breakfast and hurried out to the car, just to realize that I locked the house with both house and car keys inside. I had to break a window to get my keys. Then, driving a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket.”
He continued, “Later, about three blocks from the store, I had a flat tire. When I got to the store there was a bunch of people waiting for me to open up. I opened and started waiting on these people, and all the time the darn phone was ringing off the hook.”
He continued, “Then I had to break a roll of nickels against the cash register drawer to make change, and they spilled all over the floor. I got down on my hands and knees to pick up the nickels; the phone was still ringing. When I came up I cracked my head on the open cash drawer, which made me stagger back against a showcase with bunch of perfume bottles on it…all of them hit the floor and broke.
Meanwhile, the phone is still ringing with no let up, and I finally got to answer it. It was your wife. She wanted to know how to use a rectal thermometer…and, honest mister, all I did was tell her!”
 
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mikew_RIP

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When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep - just like my grandfather - not screaming and shouting like the passengers on his bus.


Yesterday, I gave up my seat to a blind man.

This morning, I lost my job as a bus driver.
 
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