Dumb Jokes Posted Here.... if you dare.
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nikonpup
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As a Delta Air Lines jet was flying over Arizona on a clear day, the copilot was providing his passengers with a running commentary about landmarks over the PA system.
"Coming up on the right, you can see the Meteor Crater, which is a major tourist attraction in northern Arizona. It was formed when a lump of nickel and iron, roughly 150 feet in diameter and weighing 300,000 tons, struck the earth at about 40,000 miles an hour, scattering white-hot debris for miles in every direction. The hole measures nearly a mile across and is 570 feet deep."
From the cabin, a passenger was heard to exclaim, "Wow! It just missed the highway!"
"Coming up on the right, you can see the Meteor Crater, which is a major tourist attraction in northern Arizona. It was formed when a lump of nickel and iron, roughly 150 feet in diameter and weighing 300,000 tons, struck the earth at about 40,000 miles an hour, scattering white-hot debris for miles in every direction. The hole measures nearly a mile across and is 570 feet deep."
From the cabin, a passenger was heard to exclaim, "Wow! It just missed the highway!"
.....only once. :hopelessness:
I walked into a pharmacy and asked to talk to a male pharmacist.
The woman I was talking to said that she was the only pharmacist and as she and her sister owned the shop,
there were no male employees. She then asked if she could help me.
I said that it was something that I would be much more comfortable discussing with a male pharmacist.
The lady pharmacist assured me that she was completely professional and whatever it was that I needed to discuss,
I could be confident that she would treat me with a high level of professionalism.
I reluctantly agreed and began by saying, This is tough for me to discuss, but I get erections everyday that last more than four hours.
It causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment, and I was wondering what you could give me for it.
The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll talk to my sister".
When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length and
this is the absolute best we can do :
...1/3 ownership in the shop,
...a company 4x4,
...a king size bed, and
...£3,000 a month in living expenses"
The woman I was talking to said that she was the only pharmacist and as she and her sister owned the shop,
there were no male employees. She then asked if she could help me.
I said that it was something that I would be much more comfortable discussing with a male pharmacist.
The lady pharmacist assured me that she was completely professional and whatever it was that I needed to discuss,
I could be confident that she would treat me with a high level of professionalism.
I reluctantly agreed and began by saying, This is tough for me to discuss, but I get erections everyday that last more than four hours.
It causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment, and I was wondering what you could give me for it.
The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll talk to my sister".
When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length and
this is the absolute best we can do :
...1/3 ownership in the shop,
...a company 4x4,
...a king size bed, and
...£3,000 a month in living expenses"
