nikonpup
Senior Member
Two old guys from a senior center were sipping lemonade on the porch.
One says, “Ralph, I’m 92 years old and even my aches have pains. You must be close to my age. How are you feeling?”
Ralph smiles and says, “Like a brand new baby.”
His friend laughs, “No kidding? Like a brand new baby?”
“Yep,” says Ralph. “No teeth, no hair… and I’m wearing wet diapers.”
One says, “Ralph, I’m 92 years old and even my aches have pains. You must be close to my age. How are you feeling?”
Ralph smiles and says, “Like a brand new baby.”
His friend laughs, “No kidding? Like a brand new baby?”
“Yep,” says Ralph. “No teeth, no hair… and I’m wearing wet diapers.”