Dumb Jokes Posted Here.... if you dare.
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Fortkentdad
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Did you hear about the cows that went back into the marijuana patch?
Yes, classic case of the pot calling the cattle back.
Yes, classic case of the pot calling the cattle back.
nikonpup
Senior Member
[FONT="][FONT="]Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.
A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, 'Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'
The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.[/FONT]
[FONT="]The birch says, 'Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'[/FONT]
[FONT="]The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, 'It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch.
It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.[/FONT]
[FONT="]Now wipe that smile off your face. And pass it on...[/FONT][/FONT]
A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, 'Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'
The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.[/FONT]
[FONT="]The birch says, 'Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'[/FONT]
[FONT="]The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, 'It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch.
It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.[/FONT]
[FONT="]Now wipe that smile off your face. And pass it on...[/FONT][/FONT]
