Dumb Jokes Posted Here.... if you dare.
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KiltedMuskrat
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nikonpup
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5. What has words but never speaks?
A book!
6. Why do ducks have tail feathers?
To cover their buttquacks.
7. What’s full of holes but still holds water?
A sponge.
8. Where do cows go for entertainment?
The moo-vies.
9. What goes up but never comes back down?
Your age!
10. Why are ghosts such bad liars?
You can see right though them.
11. What tire doesn’t move when the car turns right?
The spare tire.
12. What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry.
13. Where do you find keys that won’t work in a lock?
On a piano.
14. Why couldn’t the moon finish his meal?
He was full!
A book!
6. Why do ducks have tail feathers?
To cover their buttquacks.
7. What’s full of holes but still holds water?
A sponge.
8. Where do cows go for entertainment?
The moo-vies.
9. What goes up but never comes back down?
Your age!
10. Why are ghosts such bad liars?
You can see right though them.
11. What tire doesn’t move when the car turns right?
The spare tire.
12. What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry.
13. Where do you find keys that won’t work in a lock?
On a piano.
14. Why couldn’t the moon finish his meal?
He was full!
nikonpup
Senior Member
54. What happens once in a minute, twice in a moment, and never in one thousand years?
The letter M.
55. If an electric train is traveling south, which way is the smoke going?
There is no smoke; it’s an electric train!
56. What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short.
57. It belongs to you, but your friends use it more. What is it?
Your name.
58. Kate’s mother has three children: Snap, Crackle and ___?
Kate, because it’s Kate’s mom too.
59. If you don’t keep me, I’ll break. What am I?
A promise.
60. You can touch me, but I can’t touch you back. You can see me, but I only reflect you and can never reject you. What am I?
A mirror.
61. I am always running, but never get tired or hot. What am I?
The refrigerator.
62. You’re running a race and at the very end, you pass the person in 2nd place. What place did you finish the race in?
You finished in 2nd place.
The letter M.
55. If an electric train is traveling south, which way is the smoke going?
There is no smoke; it’s an electric train!
56. What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short.
57. It belongs to you, but your friends use it more. What is it?
Your name.
58. Kate’s mother has three children: Snap, Crackle and ___?
Kate, because it’s Kate’s mom too.
59. If you don’t keep me, I’ll break. What am I?
A promise.
60. You can touch me, but I can’t touch you back. You can see me, but I only reflect you and can never reject you. What am I?
A mirror.
61. I am always running, but never get tired or hot. What am I?
The refrigerator.
62. You’re running a race and at the very end, you pass the person in 2nd place. What place did you finish the race in?
You finished in 2nd place.
