Dumb Jokes Posted Here.... if you dare.
- Thread starter TedG954
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A women wakes up in the morning, turns on the lamp, gets out of bed, and puts on her robe. She then uncovers the parrot cage, throws open the drapes and starts the coffee pot.
Just then the phone rings and it is her boyfriend who is in the Navy and has been out to sea for 6 months He said " Honey the ship just docked, I have 1 months Liberty, I'm Horney as Hell, and I will be at your place in 15 minutes, be ready.
So she turns off the coffee pot, closes the drapes, covers up the parrot cage, takes off all her clothes, climbs into bed naked, and as she goes to turn off the light the parrot squawks.
"Christ what a Short day that was "
Just then the phone rings and it is her boyfriend who is in the Navy and has been out to sea for 6 months He said " Honey the ship just docked, I have 1 months Liberty, I'm Horney as Hell, and I will be at your place in 15 minutes, be ready.
So she turns off the coffee pot, closes the drapes, covers up the parrot cage, takes off all her clothes, climbs into bed naked, and as she goes to turn off the light the parrot squawks.
"Christ what a Short day that was "
