Dumb Jokes Posted Here.... if you dare.
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Dangerspouse
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Lol. Wouldn't apply to me. My wife's a better rider than any 10 guys I know. If you can read the back of my shirt, it's because she's passed me and is already 10 miles up the road....
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A man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and said, "I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?" "Why do you want to talk to me?" she asked puzzled. "Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears out of nowhere."
Dangerspouse
Senior Member
A vulture attempts to board a commercial airliner with a dead gazelle over his shoulder. But the flight attendant stops him and says, "I'm sorry sir, we don't allow carrion."
Things to say when You want to see if they are Listening :
When at the Blood Bank and they ask " Have You ever Paid for Sex ? "
"How would you Classify Dinner and a Movie ? "
" I'm Married, I pay for it Everyday "
At the Grocery Store and they ask " Do you want your Milk in a bag "
Ask " Does the Carton cost Extra ? "
" No just leave it in the Container "
When you are shopping and the Sales Person asks " Do You need Help? "
" No I am beyond Help"
When at the Blood Bank and they ask " Have You ever Paid for Sex ? "
"How would you Classify Dinner and a Movie ? "
" I'm Married, I pay for it Everyday "
At the Grocery Store and they ask " Do you want your Milk in a bag "
Ask " Does the Carton cost Extra ? "
" No just leave it in the Container "
When you are shopping and the Sales Person asks " Do You need Help? "
" No I am beyond Help"